First of all let me say I hate bad storms and I’m glad I have never and hope to never experience a Hurricane. But during a slow point at work the mind of a co-worker and my dark mind came up with some “funny” bits about Hurricane Ike coming ashore tonight in Texas.
Sometimes you have to try to laugh. The following is meant to be funny:
Why do they always name the storms after people? What if they sold naming rights to the storms? It would be a week or more advertising exposure.
Watch out Texas Hurricane Pontiac Solstice is on its way! – after the storm Pontiac gives away 50 free cars.
We could do sports teams too.
Take cover Dallas, Hurricane New England Patriots will hit you tonight.
How about TV shows?
You watched Hurricane American Idol pummel New Orleans now what it 5 nights a a week on the CW!
Local businesses could have contests.
If your home was destroyed between 5 PM and 6 PM you get a coupon for dinner for 2 at Red Lobster.
The money charged for the naming rights and other marketing parts would be used to pay for the storm recovery.
