This Target ad for this Christmas season cracks me up every time I see it:
My favorite line is “Maybe Santa doesn’t need help doing Santa’s job…” and a cold icy wind sweeps through the room before a Christmas song plays the ad out.
Hurricane dark humor
First of all let me say I hate bad storms and I’m glad I have never and hope to never experience a Hurricane. But during a slow point at work the mind of a co-worker and my dark mind came up with some “funny” bits about Hurricane Ike coming ashore tonight in Texas.
Sometimes you have to try to laugh. The following is meant to be funny:
Why do they always name the storms after people? What if they sold naming rights to the storms? It would be a week or more advertising exposure.
Watch out Texas Hurricane Pontiac Solstice is on its way! – after the storm Pontiac gives away 50 free cars.
We could do sports teams too.
Take cover Dallas, Hurricane New England Patriots will hit you tonight.
How about TV shows?
You watched Hurricane American Idol pummel New Orleans now what it 5 nights a a week on the CW!
Local businesses could have contests.
If your home was destroyed between 5 PM and 6 PM you get a coupon for dinner for 2 at Red Lobster.
The money charged for the naming rights and other marketing parts would be used to pay for the storm recovery.
Funny church sign
While out and about today I came across the following sign outside a local church:
In case you can’t read the text, it reads “Free Trips To Heaven Details Inside”
The words could be interpreted more than one way. The first way is you can get to Heaven by going to church (which is probably the intent), the other way is funny to me. You go inside the church and they will kill you for free.
I’m the Decider
I know this probably old – Internet time wise – but it still funny to me.
I’M THE DECIDER (Koo-Koo-Ka-Choo)
I am me and Rummy’s he, Iraq is free and we are all together
See the world run when Dick shoots his gun, see how I lie
I’m Lying…
Sitting on my own brain, waiting for the end of days
Corporation profits, Bloody oil money
I’m above the law and I’ll decide what’s right or wrong
I am the egg head, I’m the Commander, I’m the Decider
Koo-Koo-Kachoo
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